Hi. You were probably suctioned into the Internet and somehow found yourself here. Where is here? This was where I bamboozled people into hiring me. Surprisingly, nobody hired me based on how much humor I could wring from ’80s hair bands.
Now this is where I plan to bamboozle myself into finishing my novel. I’ll write about rolling this boulder uphill and about everything holding me back. (The only thing holding me back is me.) I’ll make it interesting. If I can’t, you’ll disappear into another Internet wormhole and I won’t see you for the rest of the century.
Thanks for visiting. Please buy my stuff, once I have stuff.